{"id":1288,"date":"2010-11-12T16:34:08","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T21:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/?page_id=1288"},"modified":"2012-01-28T19:04:15","modified_gmt":"2012-01-29T00:04:15","slug":"rabbit-rubbish","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/?page_id=1288","title":{"rendered":"Rabbit Rubbish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/RabbitRubbish_s.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1380 alignleft\" title=\"RabbitRubbish_s\" src=\"http:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/RabbitRubbish_s.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"90\" height=\"133\" \/><\/a>Within a week after setting up this Mobile Site\u00a0and porting over all of the interviews from the Main Site, something magical happened: people discovered KQEK.com Mobile, and their earnest excitement compelled them to post whatever thoughts were cursing through their brains.<\/p>\n<p><em>Magic can be real<\/em>&#8230; but not if it applies to a site <em>that has yet to go live<\/em>.\u00a0 The only people who would know this site existed in October\u00a0are\/is me; &#8216;everyone&#8217; else is probably a machine with probes designed to post fake comments.<\/p>\n<p>Ultimately, this nonsense &#8211; something I prefer to brand as &#8220;rabbit rubbish&#8221; &#8211; gets deleted, but while having a coffee and a rich croissant one morning, I experienced my own &#8216;magical&#8217; moment: perhaps the mindless missives creatived by a machine (or crackhead goo-baby) deserve some acknowledgement from the editorial board taxed with reading and rejecting their auto-generated crap.<\/p>\n<p>The result? <strong>Rabbit Rubbish<\/strong> &#8211; an end-of-the-month tally of the most bizarre spam, as it relates (er, clearly doesn&#8217;t) to the subject(s) that &#8216;Mr. Imaginary Important Person(s)&#8217; felt the need to tell the world.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Begin here<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/?page_id=1291\">October, 2010<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Within a week after setting up this Mobile Site\u00a0and porting over all of the interviews from the Main Site, something magical happened: people discovered KQEK.com Mobile, and their earnest excitement compelled them to post whatever thoughts were cursing through their brains. Magic can be real&#8230; but not if it applies to a site that has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":8,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"spay_email":""},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8nuyW-kM","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1288"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4210,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1288\/revisions\/4210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}