{"id":2438,"date":"2011-03-03T00:27:41","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T05:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mondomark.com\/wordpress\/?p=1728"},"modified":"2011-03-03T00:27:41","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T05:27:41","slug":"the-sights-sounds-of-driving-angry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/?p=2438","title":{"rendered":"The Sights &amp; Sounds of Driving Angry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1729\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\" style=\"width: 130px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mondomark.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/DriveAngry_AmberHeard2_s.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1729\" title=\"DriveAngry_AmberHeard2_s\" src=\"http:\/\/mondomark.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/DriveAngry_AmberHeard2_s.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" height=\"127\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yes, this shot is real.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>It\u2019s clear Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez put their  own personal stamp on the grindhouse or exploitation genre with their  respective <strong>Grindhouse<\/strong> films in 2007  via <strong>Death Proof<\/strong> and <strong>Planet Terror<\/strong>, respectively, but  neither film was particularly good, and most fans seemed to agree the fake  trailers were the best parts of what was an audacious attempt to create little  homages to the sleazy, violent films the two directors love so much (plus me ,  too).<\/p>\n<p>Rodriguez\u2019 effort, <strong>Planet  Terror<\/strong>, felt like a sick &amp; slimy Italian horror film shot very quickly  somewhere in the U.S.  with familiar American faces, but as happens with the director\u2019s films, story  and script don\u2019t always get the attention they deserve.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, you can argue it\u2019s supposed to be loose and fun, but  if you scraped away all the dirty visuals, jump cuts and weird elements like an  amputee girl outfitted with a machine gun peg-leg, <strong>Planet Terror<\/strong> kind of meandered.<\/p>\n<p>Tarantino\u2019s <strong>Death  Proof<\/strong>, in turn, has a spectacular car crash and chase in the finale, but  everything in between is bitchy characters bitching for long sessions, and  there\u2019s just not enough Car. If it\u2019s about a Car that can smash-up other Cars  without killing its driver, there should be Action, not indulgent dialogue  scenes that tested the willpower of QT\u2019s fans.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the two films could\u2019ve benefitted from a little bit of  Nicolas Cage instead of ensemble casts yapping away for interminable periods.<\/p>\n<p>Now, Patrick Lussier isn\u2019t the strongest horror director out  there, but he finally found the ideal project where he showed some directing  chops. Cage, Amber Heard (star of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqek.com\/dvd_reviews\/a\/3415_AllBoysLoveMandyLane.htm\">All the  Boys Love Mandy Lane<\/a><\/strong>, still under a 5-year quarantine lockup courtesy  of the Weinsteins), and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nowtoronto.com\/movies\/story.cfm?content=179348\" >William Fichtner<\/a> sell the goofy dialogue, but there are many Cars, much driving, and many  screeching tires and gunfire, which is why <strong>Drive  Angry 3D<\/strong> is a better, stronger, and faster film than the aforementioned  Grindhouse diptych.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve uploaded a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqek.com\/dvd_reviews\/d\/3743_DriveAngry3D.htm\">film review<\/a> [<a href=\"http:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/?p=2395\">M<\/a>] of Lussier\u2019s movie, which was shot  using the Red camera, and in a true 3D format instead of all this re-rendering  nonsense that creates COAPS &#8211; Cranial Orbital Aches &amp; Pains Syndrome.  That\u2019s when the images come off all fuzzy, the colours are weak, and you get  little tiny pains from behind your eyeballs and experience visions of floating  cucumbers with Cyclops eyes and bad breath.<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead. Google it, because it\u2019s real.<\/p>\n<p>If you catch <strong>Drive  Angry<\/strong> in theatres, you\u2019ll also be treated to 3D trailers for <strong>Sucker Punch<\/strong>, <strong>Priest<\/strong>, and <strong>Pirates of the  Caribbean: On Stranger Tides<\/strong>. Oh, and a flat trailer for <strong>Fast Five<\/strong>, the necessary <em>fifth film<\/em> in the <strong>Fast &amp; Furious<\/strong> franchise because the world never tires of  Dominic Toretto\u2019s exploits in automoboobles.<\/p>\n<p>Also uploaded is an interview with composer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqek.com\/exclusives\/Exclusives_Wandmacher_2011_1.htm\">Michael  Wandmacher<\/a> [<a href=\"http:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/?p=2424\">M<\/a>], who scored <strong>Drive Angry<\/strong> with plenty of angry bluegrass music. My review of the soundtrack album will be  in an upcoming Rue Morgue issue, but in four words: the score is excellent.<\/p>\n<p>Coming next: a review of the still difficult-to-digest  Steven Spielberg film version of Alice Walker\u2019s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, <strong>The Color Purple<\/strong>, now out in a gorgeous  Blu-ray edition from Warner Home Video, plus an early Spielberg TV movie,  1972\u2019s pre-<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqek.com\/dvd_reviews\/p2r\/3711_Poltergeist1982.htm\">Poltergeist<\/a><\/strong> [<a href=\"http:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/?p=1208\">M<\/a>] spooky house film, <strong>Something Evil<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>This is where I make a loud \u2018Moo-hoo Ha-ha!\u2019 sound, but feel  free to use your own variation.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mark R. Hasan<\/strong>,  Editor<br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqek.com\/Main_Index_Page.htm\">KQEK.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Review of Drive Angry (2011) plus an interview with the film&#8217;s composer, Michael Wandmacher &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[57,319,320,4212],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nuyW-Dk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2438"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}