{"id":845,"date":"2010-07-24T13:38:15","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T20:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mondomark.com\/wordpress\/?p=845"},"modified":"2010-07-24T13:38:15","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T20:38:15","slug":"no-souvlaki-for-you-laughing-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/?p=845","title":{"rendered":"No souvlaki for you, laughing boy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_846\" style=\"width: 198px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mondomark.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/StrepThroatBug_s.gif\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-846\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-846\" title=\"StrepThroatBug_s\" src=\"http:\/\/mondomark.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/StrepThroatBug_s.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"188\" height=\"215\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-846\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pure freakin&#39; Evil (and ugly, too)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>July may be the month from hell, in terms of health assaults  that are normally reserved for the chillier months of the year. What\u2019s more  bizarre is how things sort of followed one another, as though they\u2019ve all been  waiting in the background until the latest has done its act, and the next one  can move into the spotlight. From cough to strep throat, then food poisoning to  vertigo, and now a return to throat issues either old or newly malevolent, it\u2019s  been a lousy July.<\/p>\n<p>(Vertigo is like being drunk without the booze \u2013 which some  might enjoy \u2013 but it\u2019s challenging to even sit and read text on a screen  because eye movement makes things feel dizzy and queasy.)<\/p>\n<p>During these 2 weeks of internal biological warfare, there  have been a few pleasant surprises, in terms of relief f sorts from folk and  medical stuff. Honey may not cure a sore throat, but it provides some  satisfaction when it feels as though battery acid\u2019s been burning down the  throat. Ginger root, sliced up and cured with boiling water to make a tea, keeps  the stomach stable and also soothes the throat.<\/p>\n<p>Orange juice I found too acidic, so I opted to drink lots of  Oolong tea, which never created an upset. Black tea also works, but Oolong was  much more soothing. A better hybrid of chicken soup is chicken <em>and<\/em> lentil soup with  a rich broth devoid of heavy spices, but plenty of large pieces of chicken,  which was enough to subsist form daily during the strep throat idiocy.<\/p>\n<p>Fisherman\u2019s Friend are better lozanges than Hall\u2019s because  their release of menthol is slower but equally sharp, and less heavy in sugar.  Fuzzy Peach candy (I swear) is also a good emergency throat soother because  it\u2019s sweet, slightly tart, and one can use it for a slow dissolve until one  gets a hand on a proper lozenge or medicine.<\/p>\n<p>The ultimate goal right now is to get current articles and  interviews online before I conk out from queasiness, and the long-term goal is  to meet those self-imposed deadlines, which include upgrading the site for  mobile gizmos, the launch of Big Head Amusements (a site for some of the  satirical nonsense I\u2019ve been working on this summer), and what may seem to be  unrelated: to be able to eat once again my favourite foods. I\u2019m not referring to  my own cooking, but eating at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mothersdumplings.com\/\" target=\"window\">Mother\u2019s  Dumplings<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hungarythai.com\/\" target=\"window\">The Hungary Thai<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dine.to\/asteria\" target=\"window\">Asteria\u2019s Greek food<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/BRAT_diet\" target=\"window\">BRAT  diet<\/a> (bananas, rice, applesauce and toast) is <strong>b o r i n g<\/strong>, and I miss <em>real  food<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Next post: a review of the last <strong>Star is Born<\/strong> film: the 1976 Barbra Streisand thingy. All 5,000 words of it.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mark R. Hasan<\/strong>,  Editor<br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqek.com\/Main_Index_Page.htm\">KQEK.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Editorial blather on being under the weather&#8217; during a happy sunny July in T.O&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nuyW-dD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kqek.com\/mobile\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}