Within a week after setting up this Mobile Site and porting over all of the interviews from the Main Site, something magical happened: people discovered KQEK.com Mobile, and their earnest excitement compelled them to post whatever thoughts were cursing through their brains.
Magic can be real… but not if it applies to a site that has yet to go live. The only people who would know this site existed in October are/is me; ‘everyone’ else is probably a machine with probes designed to post fake comments.
Ultimately, this nonsense – something I prefer to brand as “rabbit rubbish” – gets deleted, but while having a coffee and a rich croissant one morning, I experienced my own ‘magical’ moment: perhaps the mindless missives creatived by a machine (or crackhead goo-baby) deserve some acknowledgement from the editorial board taxed with reading and rejecting their auto-generated crap.
The result? Rabbit Rubbish – an end-of-the-month tally of the most bizarre spam, as it relates (er, clearly doesn’t) to the subject(s) that ‘Mr. Imaginary Important Person(s)’ felt the need to tell the world.